we have pet lesbian snakes
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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