I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My life is pants optional.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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