Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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