Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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