P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Drake has all the answers
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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