They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
