I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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