Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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