i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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