when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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