So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
