talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what if I'm pregnant?
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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