So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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