What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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