you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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