He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Someone stole a lamp last night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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