Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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