"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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