I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is wine microwaveable?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
