ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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