I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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