can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
there's paper in my vomit.
Small penises have feelings too.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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