S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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