i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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