Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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