she was so not down for the gang bang
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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