waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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