Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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