I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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