I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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