i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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