whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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