We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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