If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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