If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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