we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is Oprah even human
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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