I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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