We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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