I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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