i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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