So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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