Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
