I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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