well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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