That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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