it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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