Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your tits are I can't wait for
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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