physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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