There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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