don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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