He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
ok first of all what the fuck
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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