fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize