I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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