Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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